So, you’re thinking of a weekend escape to Pilanesberg? Good call. Just imagine it: two days of game drives, breathtaking views, and blissful silence—no one pestering you about Wi-Fi passwords. Whether you’re craving a bit of luxury, some mild adventure, or simply a reminder of what peace sounds like, Pilanesberg has your back. Here’s my no-nonsense guide to making the most of your time in the bush.
1. Choose your accommodation wisely
Look, I’m all for getting close to nature, but once you hit a certain age, there’s only so much “rustic charm” one can handle, right? If you’re like me, you want all the perks of being in the wild without actually feeling wild. So, skip the tents and opt for a luxury lodge with real beds, air conditioning, and gourmet meals. You can still marvel at wildlife—minus the ants in your sleeping bag.
And let’s be honest: Wi-Fi is essential. Just because you’re in the bush doesn’t mean you should disconnect completely. After all, how else will you post that sunrise selfie?
Both aha Hotels & Lodges and Legacy Hotels have multiple accomodation options available in the park.
2. Game drives: Nature’s version of Netflix
There’s something magical about sitting in an open vehicle, wind in your hair, silently hoping that lion over there sees you as “not food.” Pilanesberg is a gem for game drives; you’re practically guaranteed to spot the Big Five without wondering if all the animals are on a secret vacation somewhere else.
Pro Tip: Don’t be that person who thinks they’re the next David Attenborough. Yes, zebras and impalas are cool, but one or two photos will do the trick. No one needs 50 shots of the same zebra’s rear end, Karen.
3. Pack smart: You’re not moving house
I get it—the urge to pack everything “just in case” hits hard in midlife. But remember, it’s just a weekend. Resist the temptation to bring your entire shoe collection or a suitcase full of “emergency” items. Essentials: comfortable shoes, sunscreen, and your camera. Trust me, you’ll want to brag about this trip later.
And for the love of all that’s holy, bring a hat. The South African sun doesn’t care about your fabulous hair.
4. Meals: Embrace the buffet life
Most lodges offer buffet-style meals or set menus. Embrace it. This isn’t the time to worry about your diet. Whether you’re the type who pretends to enjoy salads or someone who dives headfirst into dessert, there’s something for everyone. Plus, there’s usually enough wine on hand to make you feel right at home in the wild.
5. Embrace the quiet (even if it feels strange)
One of the best parts about Pilanesberg? The silence. It can feel a bit unnerving at first, especially when you’re used to city noise or a household full of loud family members. But after a while, you’ll realise it’s… kind of amazing. Who knew quiet could be so peaceful?
Take time to soak it all in. Watch the animals, breathe in that fresh air, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart with your partner, if they can put down their phone or stop snapping photos of the dung beetles.
6. The departure blues
As your weekend winds down, that familiar dread starts creeping in. Reality awaits—traffic, the workweek, constant snack requests. But at least you had two days where your biggest concern was whether the lions would make a cameo for your photos.
“Sometimes, the best way to reconnect with yourself is to disconnect from the rest of the world.”
Ready to book? Don’t forget the essentials
Book your escape to Pilanesberg, just a 2-hour drive from Johannesburg. Pack light, and bring along your sense of humour. After all, it’s the one thing that’ll keep you grounded while waiting for that elusive leopard to make an appearance. And don’t worry, your Wi-Fi’s waiting at home.
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